I was walking around the basement of the student union at Queens College with my girlfriend. She moved from the Philippines about three years ago.
We peered into every room at the different clubs. We passed by the Sikh club, the Hakuna Matata Club, the Tech club, and then a room which looked like the Filipino club. Inside were Asian students talking to each other.
“Hey, look…the Filipino club,” I said to her.
“They’re not Filipino. They’re Chinese.”
“Oh,” I said. “Maybe they invaded.”